Monthly Archives: September 2007

Rock star Gerard Way applies for the second most awesome job in the world

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Not content simply being a very successful rock star, My Chemical Romance frontman Gerard Way is now channeling some of his creative energy into an entirely new medium: Comics.

The first issue of Way’s first book, The Umbrella Academy: Apocalypse Suite, was released this past Wednesday.

And it’s good.

Really good.

Sure, some of that has to do with artist Gabriel Ba (De: Tales), and some of it has to do with the contribution of cover artist James Jean (Fables), but there’s no denying the fact that Way’s debut is an awfully accomplished one. Dude knows he’s way around a script already.

You can read previews of the series, about miracle babies who grow into child superheroes who grow into estranged adult superheroes, here and here.

You can read a review of it by the world’s most handsome comics critic here.

Fight Vinyl Warping

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Jump onto the RTFO Bandwagon

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MP3: Fingers
MP3: Mother’s Might

Like last year’s blissful triumph Dragged Out by the now formidable local powerhouse The Lindsay, Flagships, the debut from RTFO Bandwagon (brought to you by the Columbus Pancake Factory), is not an album that meanders in amateur fidelity or suffers from underdeveloped songwriting — instead it forges a unique identity for the young band right out of the gate. That mix of confidence and innocence results in a record full of wide-eyed enthusiasm, eccentric jives on theatrical folk and the traditional jug band, and nervous indie melody formed to fit exciting new shapes and oddball arrangements.

The most striking element of Flagships is the near constant harmonies of Andrew Graham and Jen Boyce. The instinctual interplay between the two voices is clearly twee as fuck, but not too cute to sugarcoat the duo’s sharp permutations on sex, death, and religion (with no editing the gory details in between). Or better yet Graham’s choice of sparse instrumentation; a fettered acoustic amplified and abused, rickety percussion, motley globs of melodica, and the occasional sweep of strings perfect for pricking hearts.

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Film Review: In the Valley of Elah

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Paul Haggis isn’t exactly a subtle filmmaker.

As a screenwriter, his work tends not only toward the melodramatic, but also the manipulative and downright maudlin (Flags of Our Fathers, Million Dollar Baby and The Last Kiss are among the scripts he’s written).

As a director, he’s best known for Crash, which tackled the thorny issue of racism in modern America by focusing on an ensemble of racist characters, and then setting them up against one another in increasingly unlikely coincidences. The message? Racism is bad, and we really oughta cut that stuff out.

With In The Valley of Elah, Haggis tackles another thorny issue, this one just as explosive, but more specific to this time: The war in Iraq.

Oh boy.
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Whodini at Club Ice Sunday

Video for Whodini’s-The Freaks Come Out At Night
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“After livin’ on the streets alone
Some years went by, I signed myself into a group home
I used to watch the show “I Dream of Jeannie”
And dreamt about “When will I be large like Whodini?”
But I was messin’ with graffiti on the subway “-KRS -“Outta Here”

When I was younger, I always wondered why KRS-One was listening to Whodini before he went bombing. Whodini dressed a little weird for me. This was back in 1994 when Tommy Hil and Timberlands were the uniform, so I wasn’t feeling the 80’s costumes. We were bumping Stretch & Bobbie before getting busy. Then I looked a little deeper at Whodini’s influence, Whether it was “One Love” that Nas lifted some from for his classic song, or even more recently “Friends” that Doom jacked, its evident these cats were huge when all of our icons were impressionable. Throw in “I’m a Ho”, “Big Mouth”, and of course “the Freaks Come Out At Night” which the video up top is from and it becomes really clear why a young KRS would daydream about being them. And you know its history when we are talking about a young KRS. Aight 80’s Babies?

The legendary group will be at Club Ice this Sunday, September 23. Tickets available at Talibs, Big Daddys, Money Mikes and Louies.

Mistah Fab Bodies Royce the 5″ 9

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First Kanye beats Cuuuurtis on the Soundscan, and now Hyphy scraper FAB aka the Baydestrian beats Royce , a rapper’s rapper, in a NYC battle. Weird black doods are now 2-0 over stiff street cats this week. Got grapes?

Film Review: I’m Keith Hernandez

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Each Autumn, as the MLB season season enters its stretch run towards the World Series, baseball fans and cable buffs alike are treated to an endless stream of old playoff reruns and classic baseball films. This year, budding filmmaker Rob Perri attempts to enter that singular forum with a bang as he unleashes I’m Keith Hernandez, an 18-minute masterpiece that cleverly mixes archival television footage (and a bit of racy film history) featuring the greatest defensive first-baseman ever, Keith Hernandez.

Think Heavy Metal Parking Lot meets TV Carnage at Shea Stadium, or one of those Sports Illustrated give-away videos mixed with channel 99. Complete with vintage 80’s editing techniques, a straight-faced, professional voice-over and a soundtrack of the times, I’m Keith Hernandez has the look and feel of an uplifting This Week In Baseball special from 1989. Perri uses this familiar format to paint a sensational, partly fictional account of Hernandez’ days as a drug-fueled, lady-slaying hit machine with the Cardinals and Mets. And then there’s the mustache.

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The Return of Black Francis.

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By now it’s such a fucking cliché to say, “singer X has reclaimed their glory days on this solo album … it’s a COMEBACK!” But, as Frank Black has shed his “given” name to reclaim the persona of Black Francis on his latest, BlueFinger, that previous statement is no cliché.

I was wary when the Pixies reformed, and even more wary when I heard they might record together again. So far, so good, as the band has remained silent and hasn’t attempted any new output. But that doesn’t mean the world is wanting for a new Pixies album, because with the resurrection of Black Francis comes an album that would make the Pixies proud.

The urgency is back. The propulsion is back. The melodies are back. “Threshold Apprehension” surfaced a few months back, and is included again on this disc, and proved again that Black Francis could write a tune that grabbed the listener by the throat and throttled until the gave in to a sweet asphyxiatitive state rife with the dark pleasure of chaotic atonality running head on with the girl-group arrangements that only Black Francis’ furtive and screeching falsetto can deliver.

I’ve always admired Frank Black’s solo output, even if it didn’t really hit me in the solar plexus, but Bluefinger delivers a double fist-punch right below the heart, failing to break the breastplate in all the right ways, and leaves me gasping breathless for more.

P.S. If “Angels Come To Comfort You” isn’t a sequel to “Alison” then, well, I’m not gonna double-think the master so I won’t make a sweeping claim to tie up everything into a nice neat package, but I will say if it ain’t, then maybe (perhaps) I’m a monkey’s uncle.*

Which, given Darwin, is probably true anyway, right? Fuck it, listen to the lyrics and you’ll see what I’m getting at.

*Mose, by the way, not some random gal or other crush, duh.

Video: Bloc Party “Pioneers” in Columbus OH

Bloc Party played in Columbus OH, and plong took some video of the show. Here’s from their second encore, “Pioneers”, a song that I guess they don’t play live too much.

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Win Tickets for Bat for Lashes in Columbus

First off, you still have a few more hours to enter your name into the Holly Golightly contest. Okay…

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Bat for Lashes are coming to The Basement in Columbus OH on October 1 and we’ve got two pairs of tickets to giveaway. This album is slowly growing on me, and I’m looking forward to the show.

This is definitely the type of band lots of people always seem to complain about skipping through Columbus, so now’s your chance to stop your tears.

To enter to win, send a blank e-mail to contest@donewaiting.com with the subject line “BAT FOR LASHES.” Winners will be chosen at the end of the month.

MP3: Horse and I
Video: What’s a Girl To Do?