Thanks to Topless Robot for discovering this gem. They write:
1) It stars Def Leppard bass player Rick Savage
2) Who meets a sexy female vampire and becomes a vampire himself
3) IT IS 57 CHAPTERS LONG.
Yes. Author knight has written the Les Miserables of Def Leppard bass players having exotic, erotic adventures with a sexy vampires, and really, I don’t know what actual snippit I could possibly find that would be any crazier than these three facts. Oh, the chapters aren’t short, either; the first chapter alone is 3500 words, so if it’s indicative of the rest, that puts the whole story at 200,000 words.
Click here to read it… IF YOU DARE.