Few weeks out. Know any artists? Spread the word. Thanks.

it is mentioned in the thread.

About the T-shirts. Not everything is about you.

I'll be selling bootleg comfest shirts, ya dig. All I could afford were huuuuge tall tees from the thrift and some baby doll tees.

There will be a variety of slogans. Here is what I have as of right now.

1. __________________ is a victim of the selection process.
2. Nazi Commitee members fuck off.
3. I came for the titties and all I saw was some drunk wiggers dancing.
4. I'm over it.
5. It's free and I still feel cheated.
6. I volunteered and all I saw was a "casual encounter" in the bushes.
7. Cops ain't shit to me.

The T-shirt selection process.

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I think it would be funny if the comfest t-shirts were airbrushed on this year.

In summary, last year, someone designed a kick ass t-shirt. Then, the wife (if I have my story right) of someone on the Comfest committee designed a not so kick ass t-shirt. When the votes were tallied, the kick ass design won. Then the loser (and a few sore loser supporters of the ugly tee) refused to wear the winning design. How fucking childish.

Woooopeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee... Comfest is coming.

Yeah, that alleged guy looks like shit. That is a guy, right? On a slightly related note, this year we are having a makeover tent. So if you are disgusted with the way you look, come and see us. We'll try our best to make you look good with beer goggles on (that is what we'll be wearing).

Let me break it down for you.... the general theme is (much like the Cleveland Browns) "There is always next year". Yeah, your stick drawing of painted titties didn't make the shirt design. Come at us next year, correct. Make them titties look real with some umph and something may happen.

Yeah, your band currently sucks. Keep practicing, get addicted to opium and a nice haircut and we'll talk. Ya dig?

Also, much like the Browns, you can have too much of a good thing. Too many shirts is a bad move. We'll keep the one that looks like the time I ate the brown acid and saw two truck drivers fighting naked at a rest stop.

Dogg, I've never even been to Comfest.