I thought it was about Red Dahlia.

Talk about being out of the loop...

Wow.

Okay. I'd assumed this was about a band called The Rumors or something. I do recall a Status Update about RR having a husband, but I thought she was talking about her ex- in a way I didn't quite get. I wouldn't consider myself especially familiar with of either of your lives in the outside world, and yet it feels Sofa King sudden.

that's a great paint job on that porch.

Congrats!

!

hey. . . let yourself go!

love to you both, in the guts..

congratulations!

http://www.openrangesports.com/shotgun/

(that ad is real!)

In a related report it seems there will be an opening for a roommate in my house at the end of the month. Convenient to the pleasures of North Columbus, the house is fully equipped with walls and floors among other amenities. You could have the choice of a large room with cheap rent or a small room with ridiculously cheap rent. As for your necessary qualifications for acquiring residency here, history has shown that my standards are extremely flexible. Having a job is always a nice thing.

Does said abode have a porch? Is said porch nicely painted? Can my unemployed junkie drummer* boyfriend sleep on the couch?



*redundant: unemployed and drummer

For some reason, it makes me happy that Envelope married some folks.

Hey you heathens, it suddenly occurs to yers truly and the mrs. that not ALL of you are Facebook friends with us. It's cool, we know that sort of stuff isn't for everyone. Some of you already know that we are throwing a

PARTY

to celebrate our marriage. This is for all you jokers who don't know. So anyway. This is going down this

SUNDAY, JULY 26 @ RUMBA CAFE, 4-9PM

It'll be cool. We are encouraging people to bring food because we will be broke after paying for all the

BEER & WINE

at this party. Also, there will be entertainment in the form of

THE LINDSAY (playing covers????? yes)

TERRIBLY EMPTY POCKETS, and

TOTAL FOXX (Dave & Melanie Holm & Sam Brown playing some BIGFOOT songs just for us, and whatever else they want to play).

This is

FREE

if you're nice about it. Don't be a dick. Bring a dish? Bring yer kids. Bring someone else's kids, we don't care. Come and give us some L-U-V.

All the best,
Matt & Heidi