My current favorite review of Woosley Band's Event Failure Vibrations comes from Splendid magazine:

"with Sean Woosley's cracking vocals splayed over the top...("Horror Scope") sounds like a teenager who's made excessive use of the stolen key to his father's liquor cabinet."

and...

"...imagine a Palace track that was tossed because Will Oldham couldn't sober himself up (for example, "Stella"). On other cuts, the closest approximation is a younger Ryan Adams fronting a trashy Phantom Planet (See "Shit Tools for Fools")."

YES!