Get to Carabar early this friday for Brett's birthday bash.. Rollo (Brett, Jason + Kerry)
will get things started at 10:30.. then The Yolks (Chicago) will further the madness.. and finally ending the night The Lindsay will take over the stage.. and of course admission is FREE!!!

this is tonight....say happy birthday to my friend, brett (spoonful records)
recently, someone called me one of the forefathers of shitgaze...ridiculous.

rumours of our death have been greatly underexaggerated.
don't mistake this show for a lindsay show. jimmy took us to court and was awarded the rights to the name.

if he were being truthful, tonight's gig would be billed as "Jim Lavery Presents The Lindsay Family Band".

totall bulshit

should be an ok show. i won't be there though. i'm down the street with tom and gretchen, playing with "The New Lindsey".

i really don't know if i can choose between the two lindsays.

actually, this will be my (first and) last set with "The New Lindsey". i'm moving forward with my new project: the lyndzee. check us out at: http://www.thelyndzee.com

and seriously jimmy's "family band" project sucks. we could take 'em in a 3-on-3 basketball deathmatch. losing band breaks up forever. any court, any time. bring it.

now when will you all give up music and begin your stand up comedy careers?

i have officially quit "The New Lindsey" and begun work on a new project with a bit of a Caribbean flavor to it. we're called Lindse' Dub Allstars and our first album, "Dready to Run: 'Dragged Out' Meets the Rockers Uptown" will be released in time for the upcoming festival tour.

lotta money to be made on the dub douche circuit.
good luck with your gay-ass family band, jimmy.

yeah jimmy, where you at? you know he's reading the thread too.

as for the stand up comedy goes, i'll be at the Chuckle Bunker in Wilkes-Barre, PA on August 3rd. come and check it out, its good clean family oriented comedy with a hint of improv.