Sluts, Cunts, and Butts this Friday, April Suckin First at Cafe
Bourbon Street ($5) featuring THE SLURS from Indianapolis, Indiana
present a mixture of veteran musicians and firey youths that sound
sort of like The Dead Boys bweating the crap outta The Monkees while
Angus, Mick and Iggy stand around laughing. THE JEFFS with a cockload
of new songs that are sure to make you spunk. KILL THE HIPPIES
featuring new drummer Bob the Menace. TIGHT WHIPS from Akron, Ohio are
best described as "thunderous [anti-smart] art damaged post punk
pretentious riff rock". THE WILDCATS from Cleveland, Ohio are just
fucking wild man, wild! The follwoing quotes and descriptions are for
your holier than thou fucking attitudes:

The SLURS:"The Slurs - not like lumber to the forehead or or steel
across a wrist - leave a mark" - David Linquist The Indianapolis Star

"Short and killer punk rocknroll tunes in the classic Midwest style of
the Pagans, Dead Boys and the Problematics" - JG Maximum Rock'n'Roll
http://www.theslurs.com

THE JEFFS: "We are the best!" - The Baron

"Sexist Not Sexy" - Anonymous female (most likely one of Slak's exs')

TIGHT WHIPS - Thee Whips' influences run the gamut from Hawkwind,
Sonic Youth, and Jesus Lizard to neu!, Devo, and Black Sabbath, which
is only a small inkling to the many influences on the TW sound. Your
ever trusted Tight Whips are that sonicly dense sound that makes you
hungry for pizza. They have played with Mike Watt (Columbia Records),
Don Caballero (Touch n' Go records), Cutthroats 9 (Reptilian Records),
Disengage, Party of Helicopters, Arch Villains, Gorch Fock, Bleach
(Japan), Concordia Disors, Houseguest, Sweetheart, Wildcats, Made Out
of Babiesand Popular Shapes to name a few.
http://www.myspace.com/tightwhips

The WILDCATS - nothing to say here but spunkspunkspunk

THE SHOW STARTS PROMPTLY AT 10:00 PM