and i apologize to anyone who doesn't heed my advice, because this will be, no doubt, the slimiest thing i've posted in quite sometime, but . . .

did anyone else catch the daily the other night? here it is, 4 in the morn, i'm up late making 4 gallons of 4 meat/6 bean chili and catching up on this weeks dvr'ed shit, and comedy central feels free to just assault me with the overt eroticism of tina fey being interviewed. and i swear to god, it was better than porn. good lord, how does she get that much f*ckin' hotter every year? is there a single part of her that's not attractive? am i a shit-bag for wishing i was in a highschoolhardcore band called "tina fey's scar?"

and i don't mean to get all family guy here, but let's be serious, that was an entire hour-long episode of "peter griffith's side-boob hour" crammed into 4 minutes.

and thank god for that.








(this "i'd hit it" moment brought to you by the number 7, the letters RRC, and satanically good kindbud)