WHY CORGIRL?!?!?!?!? WHY?!?!?!?!?!??!

it's not JUST her fault. my best friend was here last night bitching about the rest of us bitching about the cold. the worst part was she was standing in the field of dying tulips telling me how much she wishes it's just stay cold.

i hate her.
almost as much as i hate the cold . . .

How can one stand amongst tulip carnage and declare their love for the cold?


That is some Hitler stuff right there, yo!

at least we don't have too much snow, I am going to Cleveland to visit the family this weekend and can look forward to about 4 inches of it. BOOOO

I am in a serious funk. I don't think I can take anymore...

today was that day where not only was it the coldest day EVAR, and not only was it GREYER than yesterday (formerly the GREYEST day EVAR), but also i got to do like everything i did yesterday over again because of some unbelievable retardation on my part where i fucked it all up the first time. even the KFC BIG BOX OF FATTY FUN MEAL could not save today. (it gave it one helluva try, tho'. that thing is awesome.) fuck ohio. 'double impact' better be at north campus, 'cause i am packing the b*ng and and watching it with exodus at eleven on the stereo. and that better be the correct formula for "this was all a dream and it is totally going to be eighty degrees when you wake up."

When I left work Wednesday night and walked outside and saw the snowflakes falling against the lights, and the cars covered with a light dusting of snow, I was so happy I was smiling like an idiot for the whole ride home.

It's only the fifth day of April, dudes. You got a whole spring and summer of disgusting heat and sweat and nastiness awaiting you.

Spring, you just got punk'd!!!

there's a difference between normal cool ohio spring and a windchill of 22 and snow in april.

i think we're entitled to our crying.