My understanding is that Lollipop Factory has been doing some serious touring.

10:00 - 10:30 Bob DAMNit
10:45 - 11:30 Woosley Band
11:45 - 12:30 Oxymoronatron
12:45 - 1:30 Lollipop Factory


This is the only show this year I am aware of that comes with the high recommendation that you publicly stick your dick in a beer just to see what happens. Just saw a Stones cover band called the Midnight Crawlers sing about fish all night and do this exact thing in Chicago. They had fishing poles taped to their guitars and pulled goldfish out of fishbowls mid-solo. Creepy as hell, too. Lead singer said he could taste beer with his wang.

I recently started taking Claritan and I mix it, on occasion, with Tramadol.

So, we can probably give you free aura readings on Saturday, too. You all have such a lovely glow, now; just absolutely gorgeous beyond belief. This conveniently invites another concept record, of course: God Tramadol "Cheese and Crackers Got All Muddy".