I don't know what you have planned before seeing The Swans and if you are an old like myself you may be asking, two nights in a row? Well, call work and call off. I already have because I will be in no shape to be in charge of children after this. Now, onto this....

Thrones- you know the score. Drone legends. They played MTM fest while you were still buying CDs (though you buy mp3s now so you still qualify as a total lame ass).

Christian Mistress- 80's night has always bugged me because I coorelate 80's with hardcore punk and heavy metal and I would wager that no one that runs that shit knows shit about shit. If you know shit or want to know shit and/ or wear/worn fingerless red leather gloves while beating up kids on the playground and/or drove to 8th grade in a beater Camaro you better be here. When jamming "agony and opium" I don't hear any lame glam shit, death, black, doom, etc. Straight up heavy metal. Hail fucking satan. Come spill beer on me.

Vindicator- they are from South Amherst. That's all I know. Come spill beer on them and get vindicated.

Aggressor- Canucks. We'll see if terror threat purple will allow them to get over the border, eh?

Stormbrewer-Mansfield. Come talk to them about the winningest Browns season ever. Drink and feel the stormbrewing in the morning.

the opening bands were the worst

someone sign them to a man-up up recording contract


"yikes. at the thrones show. Does dude have a colab w/ zola jesus i should b aware of? "