You know why Ginuwine keeps on his mind besides babes?

Donewaiting! If you recall DW celebrated Ginuwine week the last time he was  in town because we like extended metaphors about “Ponys” and sex. Horny does in fact rhyme with pony.

Well, Ginuwine, the thoughful heart throb, took some time out of his busy day to personally tell his publicist to email me this interview he did with Amanda Diva. In this interview, Ginuwine tells women that “no matter what shape or size, white, brown, purple or green” that they should be comfortable “Showing-off”. 

Hopefully, when the new album ” A Man’s Thoughts” drops  June 23rd Ginuwine will grace our fair-city with his understanding and encouragement.

I have been huge fan of the domestic dispute R+B song going back to Sparkle and R. Kelly’s “Be Careful” all the way up to  Kell’s “Real Talk”. The newest wrinkle in the domestic dispute genre is the irrational woman  doing something illegal song. I don’t know if Carrie Underwood’s “Before He Cheats” put some influence out there on the industry but being a crazy bitch has really sprung its wings whether its “Fight A Man” by Rihanna or my current favorite song “Bust Your Windows” by Jasmine Suillivan.  Ms. Suillivan basically sings about how she gonna vandalize some doods car. The video is kinda tame compared to Carrie Underwood’s. Jazmine never really fucks up the car. The closet thing she does is shake up a can of spraypaint in front of doods fake Basquiat paintings and then put a line thru them. Maybe MTV has a double standard when it comes to black woman vandalizing vs. Country stars.

As disappointed as I may be with the video. One thing Miss Underwood didn’t have is response jawns. Trey Songs, Skillz, and Gorilla Zoe have all weighed in about how they feel about a woman fucking up their whip. Trey Song’s  has him singing overthe instrumental letting her know what happen when you mess with a players ride, while Skillz and Zoe prefer to have a dialogue with the deranged R+B singer. Skillz is funny cause he complains about not having insurance. My favorite response record is this remix with the Dream. Cause he tells her its dumb shit and makes fun of her for breaking the window on the side of the car she sits in.

MP3:Jasmine_Sullivan_-_Bust_Your_Windows_Dream Remix

In the Alive this week, I joked about not trying hit on girls at the Hatebreed show. I guess the other thing you shouldn’t do is sieg-heil and love Hitler. SXE Columbus Hardcore made it a retro crica 90’s CCS by beating up a Nazi. For more accounts and photos check out Weedsteeler.Blogspot and That Quik Flavor in a Hardcore Kids Eye.

Ginuwine & Sole’

It took me a second to post today’s installment of Ginuwine week because it came to my attention via Mike Detox that Ginuwine isn’t actually a bachleor, even though the Cove’s advertisement claiming that he is. He is married to Sole’. Not to be confused with Anticon’s Sole.

Sole from Anticon.

Sole’ & Ginuwine

I will forgive the Cove for the false advertisement because my favorite R & B songs often involve domestic disputes ala Kels’ “Real Talk” or Usher’s “Confession” series. So maybe Ginuwine will cheat on Sole’ and there will be a song involving Columbus and someone’s lieing ass friends.

This next post is devoted to jeans. The homie DCKareem is opening up his boutique Milk Bar on 5th and High. I guess he has organic jeans coming at a decent price. We have all been kicking it there. Today I saw plenty of clothing that would look cute and sexually attractive on females. Milk Bar is having a grand opening party this Saturday, during Gallery Hop, before the Ginuwine show at the Cove.

I felt like it was only right that we talk about those girl “In those Jeans”. Ginuwine knows what it is. And once again we find our hero, Ginuwine, crossing cultural barriers. This time he is in a Geisha house. Even though its about women with large glutes, and how they look in their denimwares, there are also scantly clad women in kinomos. I would have rather just have women in tight jeans, but it would’nt have been as groundbreaking and trancendent if it followed my narrow world view.

Ginuwine:In Those Jeans

R & B Hearthrob Ginuwine is performing at the Cove this Saturday. So I , the King of R & B, have declared it Ginuwine week. So everyday(or until Robert Duffy sends me an email telling me that while he thinks its kinda funny, Ginuwine is not interesting to any reader of this website other than maybe Sam Craighead) I will be posting a video by Ginuwine.

This one possesses the great use of an equestrian euphanism, and perhaps one most romantic hooks in the history of music. The premise for the video is genuis as well. Our hero, Ginuwine, is errantly booked to peform at country bar. At first the usual patrons of the bar are skeptical, but eventually Ginuwine’s vibrations win the reguars over, as they begin to dance with our hero’s fans.

Ginuwine-Pony