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Two Cow Garage Tour Diary: Part II

AUG 4th- JACKSON, MS
Earlier in July we received an invitation to take a guided tour of Ardent Studios in Memphis, and then a guided tour of the Stax Museum of American Soul Music, by the founder of Ardent, John Fry. We of course took them up on this and had an amazing afternoon with Mr. Fry hearing some pretty crazy stories. They were also re-mastering “I Am The Cosmos” while we were there and the master tapes were just sitting in a chair, which was awesome/funny. All in all one of the best side trips we’ve ever done. If you’re ever in Memphis check out the Stax Museum, it’s worth it.

After our nice afternoon we headed out for a relatively leisurely drive to Jackson, Mississippi. Everyone is in good spirits. We’ve decided that East Bound and Down is the funniest thing of the year. The previous night Mike Hale introduced us to the miracle of physics that is spinning beer. Where was Don Herbert for this bit of practical science?

The speed limit is 70. I’m cruising at about 75 laughing at someone or something. Then the trailer breaks in half. Yep. Breaks. In. Half. The van becomes almost impossible to drive. Sparks are flying down the highway. We manage to pull over on the side of the road. The chassis of the trailer was rusted through and the tongue and body are now at a ninety degree angle. But everyone is safe. No one is hurt. That’s the important thing.

The promoter of the show is an old friend, so we load what we can into our van and he drives the 60 or so miles up to get the rest of our stuff. We make the show.

AUG 5th – NEW SMYRNA BEACH, FL
Mike, Austin, and Micah all wake up (or don’t go to sleep) and head to the U-Haul place before it opens. I wake up as they arrive and after a quick load we hit the road for the race to Florida. We were going to drive all night after the Jackson show (it’s 12 or so hours to New Smyrna Beach), but every U-haul was closed so we had to wait until morning. Mike Hale does all but a few hours of the driving. The show is supposed to start at ten with Mike going first. We arrive at ten exactly. Mike grabs his guitar and goes straight up to play. Later we eat at Denny’s in Daytona Beach with some crazy drunk girl trying to get all of us to dance with her. In Denny’s. Also Denny’s has started sponsoring bands. I think I had the My Chemical Romance Omelet or something along those lines.

AUG 6th – ORLANDO
Yes, the devil’s in Orlando. He’s got a place in Orlando. Good show. Ninja Gun (another Suburban Home band) is playing at a club a few blocks over and we hang with them most of the night. Everyone is still pretty tired from the all-day drive.

AUG 7th – GAINESVILLE
A lot of fun, and Micah, Andy and I went for a late night swim at the Motel 6.

AUG 8th – ATLANTA
Micah and I woke up early and took the van to Firestone, where we dropped $350 on two new front tires. Running late is a general theme. Trying to wrangle six people is difficult. Atlanta was a blur. We were late for load-in because of the tires. Andy had a friend pass and he found out about 5 minutes before we played. He soldiered through it like a pro.

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Two Cow Garage Tour Diary: Part 1

(Joel’s note: I’ll be posting these in sections as I get them, which is just now, so we’re starting at the first of the tour and we’ll work our way up to the present…)

JULY 31st – INDIANAPOLIS
Two Cow has been touring for seven years and not once in that time have we ever traveled with a trailer. We’ve debated it to the point of exhaustion and I personally have railed against it. Up until this point I have won out, maybe because I do most of the driving, or maybe because no one wanted to hear me bitch, but for whatever reason it just did not happen. Until now. The tour we are currently involved with is a package tour, a sort of revue of our record label Suburban Home Records. So, the Suburban Home Records Tour is to feature Two Cow Garage, Austin Lucas, Mike Hale, and a smattering of Jon Snodgrass. Six people all traveling in our van. I finally lost the trailer fight. I will say this, at the risk of sounding stubborn, there are pros and cons. That’s all.

So we start the tour in Indianapolis, where we are to meet Mike Hale and Austin Lucas. We’ve borrowed a trailer from a friend, and before it’s even completely loaded up we realize that the taillights are not working properly. After an hour in an Auto Zone parking lot, the decision is made that they are working “good enough” and that we should just head to Indianapolis and see how things shake out. The drive is fine and once we reach Indy we decide to spend the extra time on getting the taillights figured out, which, with the help of a nice O’Reilly’s employee, and another hour in a parking lot, we do. Or I should say Andy does, I have no fucking clue about that stuff. We meet up with Mike Hale (whom we’ve never really met), and Austin Lucas at the show, which was possibly the best show we’ve ever had in Indy. It has not been a very friendly town to us in the past. The next show of the tour is back in Columbus, which is also something we’ve never done before, played at home during a tour. We drive straight back home after the show.

AUG. 1ST – COLUMBUS
Turns out playing a show at home to kick off a tour is not a bad way to start. Even with the New Bomb Turks playing at another club we still had a great show. Austin is from Indiana but a lot of his family lives in the Ohio/Michigan/Indiana, tri-state area and he records with his father and family backing him. Several of them came out and played with him, which turned out to be pretty cool.

I don’t remember how I got home.

AUG. 2ND- NASHVILLE
After a bit of a late start we were on the road with an uneventful drive ahead of us. We pulled into The Basement late and rushed to load in and get set up. Two Cow is the only full band on the tour so set up and tear down is pretty easy, but I hate being rushed like that. Three fifths of the band Glossary drove up from Murfreesboro and it was really nice to hang with some old friends. This was also probably one the best Nashville shows we’ve had. All in all a victory. We stay with our friend Marsha, who has been putting us up, and putting up with us for years.

AUG. 3rd – Memphis
Two Cow has somehow managed to never officially “play” Memphis. Years ago we had a show that no one came to so we did not even set our gear up. Since then we’ve managed to skirt Memphis every time we’ve gone through the Mid-South. The club that we’re playing is the same one as the infamous (to us anyway) no show night. Another member of Glossary comes to the show and I spent most of the night hanging with him. Also, that band rules the fucking school so check them out. If you don’t know, now you know. Lightly attended show but considering the past I’ll take it. Pretty sure 90% of the folks were from Little Rock though. Thanks Little Rock.

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mp3: Two Cow Garage – Bastards and Bridesmaids

Two Cow Garage‘s newest record, Speaking in Cursive, was one of my favorite Columbus releases of last year. And I’m not the only one to show these dudes lots of love locally. Things seem to be snowballing for the band in 2009, with more positive press. Paste writer Andy Whitman had this to say recently on the magazine’s website:

Sounding either like Steve Earle fronting The Replacements or Paul Westerberg fronting Drive-By Truckers, take your pick, these four lads rock and lope, but mostly they bash the hell out of their instruments and sing their rough and ragged but literate tales of the lost and the losers, kids who were raised on Jesus and Disney movies and meth labs, bored and lethargic and intermittently, furiously committed to busting out of their dead-end farm towns… There are thirteen songs here and thirteen winners; raw, jagged slices of visceral rock ‘n roll that redefine both the words “poetry” and “slam.”

I’d agree with all that, and also add that Two Cow Garage is one of the best live bands you’ll see, period, no doubt thanks to the band’s nonstop touring. …So on that note, I’d like to introduce the Two Cow Garage Tour Diary, part one of which will be coming shortly, penned by Shane Sweeney (bass, vox). And if you’ve yet to see Two Cow live (shame on you!), there’s plenty of dates left on the second leg of the current tour:

9/09/09 – Off Broadway – St. Louis, MO
9/10/09 – The Bottleneck – Lawrence, KS
9/11/09 – Three Kings Tavern – Denver, CO
9/12/09 – Three Kings Tavern – Denver, CO
9/13/09 – Urban Lounge – Salt Lake City, UT
9/14/09 – The Badlander – Missoula, MT
9/15/09 – Tractor Tavern – Seattle, WA
9/17/09 – Sam Bond’s Garage – Eugene, OR
9/18/09 – Ash Street (MusicFEST NW) – Portland, OR
9/20/09 – Thee Parkside – San Francisco, CA
9/21/09 – Cranes Hollywood Tavern – Los Angeles, CA
9/23/09 – Yucca Tap Room – Tempe, AZ
9/25/09 – Take II – El Paso, TX
9/26/09 – Emo’s (indoors) – Austin, TX
9/27/09 – Double Wide – Dallas, TX

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