Donewaiting has united with Sweatin’s Scotty Niemet and Milk Bar‘s Kareem Jackson to present Morrissey Sundays at Little Palace.

Morrissey Sundays starts at 7 and ends at 12. Usually people get there early. It is free.

I feel a little odd listing drinks specials for such an handsome event but there are 6 dollar import pitchers, and 4 dollar Bloody Mary’s.

Little Palace
240 South Fourth Street
Columbus,Ohio

Classic spun by Scott Neimet.
The Smiths will also be played.

MP3-DJ Detox & Johnny Cashola-Get Your Mind Right Vol 1

MP3-Johnny Cashola-Money Motivational Music Vol 1

Lifted these photos from this guy’s Facebook page.
I wrote about Get Right in the Others Paper.. So if you wanna know the background about an event that had 940 people in and out of Skullys all night read-it.

After the jump look at bootys, disc jockeys and beautiful Americans.

Shit was bonkers. Envelope and I got there around midnight and DCKareem had to waive us in because Skullys was its capacity so there was a line-of people waiting for people that were leaving to have sexual intercourse to allow fashionable late party peoples entrance in  pursuit of Columbus’ finest entertainment option.

When we got inside were really happy at how rowdy things were. Shit was bonkers, hood, ham, righteous, rad, trill, awesome, gully, whatever you want to say. There was a frenzy led by Human Boy Dirtnap.

Detox, Cashola and DC Kareem

and some point we all said to each other…’who the fuck are yall’ (they) but it was in the happiest sense of everyone was doing them.

gucci mane whiteboy wasted santanas town hold the floor i want to fuck every girl in the world.

get right. its outta sight.

Introduction from Wes Flexner:

The first time I hung out with Jessica Morgan she was giving me a ride to Dirtnap and Johnny Cashola’s from Club Carma. She pulled up the corner, turned down the random Gucci Mane song and yelled to a group of black doods, “Oh no, the blue-eyed white devil has me. I can’t help it. They eat pussy. That’s their tricknology. Damn devils.” Then she peeled out. After I turned rouge from the embarrassment, I decided girl could be Sarah Silvermen x 9 ether. Makes sense.

She is Thought Set (The Catalyst, Meta4c,Envelope etc). Almost a year later Jessica approached me at Dipset Night at Spice and told me she followed my blog when she was away at school at NYU, and told me I should put her on. She was already goof-balling on the Get Right Blog as Jessica the Gawd. When she approached that night, Jessica was rocking a Barbara Kruger shirt she copped at the Pictures Generation show at the Met with my homegirl Caitlin, something about all that made me be like, ‘ www.donewaiting.com understands you babygirl‘ and then we pinky swore to be besties. This Get Right review is her first blog but believe me she will around town for the next few weeks. Jessica Morgan is the person in this picture that isn’t me.

When I think of the Spice Bar certain things come to mind; douche bag guys in bad clothes and their annoying cokehead girlfriends standing around being pretentious or drunkenly dancing to shitty Flow-Rida songs and spilling my drink. Those assholes were in for a rude awakening when the Milk Bar’s Get Right took the place over for its 2 year anniversary party; Get Right shut shit down providing three rooms of DJs playing a variety of music.

I found it hilarious to see aforementioned douche bags get run out of the bar by the post Bernie’s crowd turned new wave avant-garde, graffiti kids and all of the standard high street area players.

While I am sure that there were still cornucopias of cocaine consumed, at least Spice Bar was filled with way better music provided by Get Right’s very own Cashola and Detox. I heard some oldies but goodies like Master P’s “Make Em Say Uuuuuhhhh “as well as one of my personal favorites M.O.P’s “Ante Up”. Cashola even played Spencer Pratt’s new single “I am a Celebrity Get Me Out of Here”, an inside little joke for those people that frequent the Get Right Blog.

I also had an opportunity to go “Swag Surfing”, and of course they played one of the Get Right anthems Soulja Boy’s “Turn My Swag On”. Dirt Nap even got on the mic hyping up the crowd and taking the party to a level of debauchery that only Get Right can provide. I don’t think I have ever seen Spice Bar packed with people that I don’t entirely detest. Kareem got topless too, which was a plus. I hope to see more toplessness at the next Get Right.

This is family. I am so proud of them. Get Rights 2 Year-Anniversary @ Spice tonight.

Get Right Promoter DCKareem sez:

YO.
We are 2 years old . Oh my god i want to cry. Just want to say think you too all the people that have been there since the beginning.You know who you are!

so we have the whole clube
Yours truly Detox and Cashola in the Main room

DJ Gay Bar in the middle room

Cj Townsend and Mister Shifter on the Pation

but before you got to “Get Right” stop by Soveriegn Collective
for a FREE TATTOOS AND BOOZE for “the Savage Life Party”

Some Details……
choose from 3 designs For FREE “SAVAGE” TATTOO
DJ Sets
free alcohol

from 8-11
June 5th

Tattoos will be limited so show up early to get yours

Sovereign Collective
http://www.sovereigncollective.com/

1042 North High Street

MP3: Wale-Chillin-ft-lady-gaga

Wale is returning to Columbus tonight. Last time Wale was in town, I enjoyed myself so immensely that I rambled about it on here with this show review which will prolly alienate any new female readers who were under the misconception that I am a decent human because of DW’s Tucker Maxx coverage. This show should be even more funner because Wale is being backed by a Go-Go band.

(DMV natives —>Meta4ce, DCKareem stand-up)

Tonight’s extravaganza is at the Garage Bar which I am told is in the Arena District(you know that weird area that looks like the future in a really mundane, unimagnitive sci-fi movie.. A few pre-sales are still available at Milkbar & the internet somewhere( 10 dollars)

Tickets are 12 at the door. The show’s promoter Schoolboy said the set times look like this:

lineup is
dj inform 9-11
poitier pockets 11:15
the 3rd 11:30
tanya morgan and big sean 12
wale 12:30
ucb will probably jam with wale for about an hr
inform will close it out, or any other good dj who wants to jump on the decks and has a laptop with them

This picture is not indicative of the turn-outs of Get Right. Hit their MySpace up to see the success. Also look at Johnny Cashola’s Lynard Skynard shirt. Look at Dirtnaps shirt too. Look at Detox cause he don’t dress weird. Just don’t look at Franz from Triceratops if you are at work.

The number one phrase. The only phrase that has counted is Get Your Mind Right. It’s Scientology with results instead of aliens. If not “Shh, lady, Gargle”.

Anyway.

So When DCKareem of the number one sex shop Milk Bar teamed with Columbus’ most versatile deejaay Detox, and Johnnny Cashola (who is known to be a part of fashionable society because of his or her regular participation in social activities and fondness for spending a significant amount of time entertaining and being entertained) linked up to make a dance party that is soo Columbus, soo well-respected; it was only a matter time they put a mixtape on smash.

It may be difficult wrap your head around this tape if you aren’t from Columbus. See Columbus really loves Gucci Mane, and Dipset. Trap rap has run downtown nightclub Culture (white and black) for as long I can remember being willing go to nightclubs with the insurance I would not have to hear drum n bass or jungle. We hate ravers. We like hard shit. And we like comedy. And this ain’t irony. Except when Detox brings back Rick Ross saying working with the police and over and over again. But you know what. Rick Ross works with the police.

So when the intro starts off with Hell Rell lecturing someone about not being the best out. Remember the best out..

They were the best out. Goes into the Jeezy anthem, “Bitch Get Your Mind Right:” You might be like..in Columbus the smartest people on earth watch Killa Season constantly and listen to 4 year-old rap songs? What is this 03?

But this shit is really funny and in tune with what people like here. Go to Club Ice and say you don’t hear “Came Down” by Cleveland’s Fat Al. Do people like dancing to “Dopeman” by Gucci yessir. Do people dance to “Do The Down the Way” here. Naw. But thats a Cincy anthem. So consider yourself educated on what urban radio may or may not play but people like.

The joke about Columbus is that blog Bmore dejays are tolerated because of the off chance they may play “Wipe Me Down”, which may or may not indicate we are assbackwards or really cool.
The only time this tape gets into so-called hipster land, don’t worry, it’s me snitches. Detox blended Hood N with terrorist anthem Paper Planes it’s cause DW said so. It’s complete with me making machine gun, laser and stab noises. I made kissy noises to but they got go nh’d. Other exclusive offerings include a J-Swifa/Catalyst freestyle in which Bo makes the only Oedipus complex reference on the mixtape, IOK Drama 3 and a Pillz/Saved by the Bell Blend.

So put on the mix that puts on for your city, on for your city and think about think the “Chickenhead” that should have paid her lightbill, but instead bought an outfit. This mix exists as funny, irreverant, document of an aspect of Columbus that is long overdo.

Get the Get Right mixtape at The Grip..

Ain’t seen a hood yet where my nuts don’t hang in my pt cruiser damn i look good damn i look good.