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Donewaiting 9: Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments

MP3: My Mysterious Death (Turn It Up)

The more your hear about the origin of Old Columbus bands, the more you realize how many of them formed accidentally, the result of spontaneity and serendipity. Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments was one such band. On a night about 20 years ago, soon after the dissolution of Ron House’s previous band, Great Plains, a band playing Stache’s ended early.

The story could have ended right there. Everyone at the bar could have just continued to get drunk and/or gone home. Instead, though, House and Girly Machine guitarist Bob Petric hopped on stage with some friends, borrowed the idle guitars and amps and started jamming on blues riffs. “We just kind of jumped up out of sheer boredom,” Petric said when I interviewed him last year. But something clicked, and they decided to do it again. And again. (Sound familiar?)

“It was kind of a fuck-off band for a couple of years where we just got together and jammed,” House said last summer. “The Columbus scene was really taking off—like the New Bomb Turks, Gaunt. So I didn’t have to do very much, just shout and scream and people would notice us locally. The whole scene was a more brutal, punkier scene. There was enough things going on that all we had to do was just go out and play and things would happen for us.”

That’s probably not giving the band quite enough credit, especially House’s lyrics and snotty delivery and Petric’s axe-wielding. But things did happen, like eventually signing to Onion, a subsidiary of Rick Rubin’s American Recordings, to release Bait & Switch.

Johan Kugelberg was looking to sign bands for [Onion],” House said. “He asked three other bands and they all turned him down so he asked us.”

“The fact that Rick Rubin read my name on the liner notes — that, to me, is sufficient grounds for satisfaction,” Petric said. “When Johan put out the record, he was more of a little kid about it than we were. I remember Johan calling me up, saying, ‘Hey, Bob, the second time this week I walked into Rick’s office and he was laying on the couch listening to the Slave Apartments record, man.’ To me, that’s like having Johnny Cash make dinner for you or something.”

Petric also looked back fondly on the time TJSA spent on the road with Guided by Voices. “Being able to go on tour with GBV for three weeks, that was like vacation,” he said. “There was a positive but gentle-hearted competition between us and GBV. Bob [Pollard] was just effusively praiseful of the Slave Apartments. He really liked us. He said nice things about my guitar playing, too. I remember one time in Seattle, Bob got a kick out of the fact that Ron and me and Craig Dunson and Ted [Hattemer], we all huddled up and did this chant, ‘Beat GBV! Beat GBV!’ Bob Pollard came up and was just laughing his ass off, saying, “That’s why you guys rule!” He ended up singing ‘Cheater’s Heaven’ with us.”

A jam at Stache’s. A fertile scene. A big Swede with art-rock tastes running part of a major label. It’s an unlikely series of events, but one we’ll gladly celebrate this Friday at Ace of Cups, when TJSA plays Bait & Switch in its entirety —- something that’s never been done, and likely never will be done again.

See you there.

Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments, Bill Fox, P. Blackk, Zero Star, Sundown and DJ Detox will play Friday, Feb. 3, at Ace of Cups. Note: That’s a lot of bands, so this will start earlier than most shows. Be sure to get there by 10pm to see Bill Fox.

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MP3: Ron House – “Twenty or Thirty People”

MP3: Moses Carryout (Ron House) – 20 or 30 People

They’re always there/They’re everywhere I go
They’re the 20 or 30 people that I know
We go to talk/We go to dance
And when we get real bored we listen to the band
We argue some/We never fight
We wonder if we’re drunk or something’s happening tonight

This song has been implanting itself in my morning bedhead ever since I started listening to Blind Boy in the Backseat, the Ron House LP that was originally a 1986 cassette tape on Mike Rep’s Old Age/No Age label and was recently re-issued by Columbus Discount Records. If you’re even slightly interested in Columbus music history, or a fan of Great Plains or Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments, you’d be wise to pick it up (though you’ll have to go through a local shop or distributor — CDR is sold out). Everything was recorded between ’78 and ’81, mostly with the ever-sardonic House’s former bands The Twisted Shouts (feat. Rep and Tommy Jay) and Moses Carryout, but you’ll also find True Believers backing him up on the B-side version of “Chuck Berry’s Orphan.”

It’s a must-have for House devotees & completists. And if you’re new to the House of Ron, it ain’t a bad place to start, either.

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Overlooked in Ohio: Vol. 2 (Gibson Bros.)

Editor’s note: “Overlooked in Ohio” is a feature in which we ask an Ohio-based artist or music enthusiast to tell us about a few bands (past or present) from the state of Ohio that deserve some love. Our second installment comes courtesy of Mark Wyatt, former member of seminal Columbus band Great Plains and One Riot One Ranger; these days you’ll find him singing behind the keyboard with The Beatdowns and Columbus Power Squadron. Here are Mark’s reflections on and recollections of the Gibson Brothers.

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MP3: The Gibson Brothers – Big Pine Boogie off the 1987 cassette The Gibson Bros. Build a Raft (via Minimum Tillage Farming)

Jeez, where do I begin with these guys? At the beginning, I suppose. My brother Matt and I first met the eventual “lead” guitarist of the Gibbies, Don Howland, at a Ramones show in Cincinnati in the late 70′s; he was hawking his fanzine Shake It! to the folks in line (don’t hold me to that title…confirming it would require me to dig into my basement “archives”), we got to talking, realized we were fairly kindred spirits, and started a friendship which continues to this day. A friendship, I might add, that even endured him being a founding member of Great Plains, despite the fact that he didn’t like the band well enough to even use his real name on the first record.

I already knew Dan Dow (the GB’s acoustic rhythm guitarist) from Mole’s Records, although the guy always played it so close to the vest that it’s hard to say I really *knew* him… I can’t recall when I met front man “Country Jeff” Evans or minimalist drummer Ellen Hoover, but I suspect it was when Jeff moved in with my next-door neighbor, the aforementioned Mr. Dow. I used to see Jeff coming back from the South Drive-In flea market on summer Saturday mornings, more often than not carrying some bizarre old amp or guitar, and I’d see Ellen and Jeff coming back from dates in one of Jeff’s two ancient Cadillacs, the choice of which depended on which one was actually running at the time.

So, seeing as how they were all friends and/or neighbors, of course I checked out this Gibson Brothers thing when they first played out.

(Keep reading for more album art and words from Mark)
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The band name, I was told, was because they really liked Gibson guitars, although I don’t think I ever saw Howland play a guitar that cost more than 75 bucks, and that’s rather under the going price for even used Gibsons… Right from the start, they were unlike any other band in Columbus…or pretty much anywhere else. Sure, there were elements of firmly established genres like rockabilly, country, and blues in their songs, but what ended up coming off the stage was anything but established. It’s all too easy to say that they filtered all that roots stuff through a punk rock sensibility–that’s the M.O. for every other alt-country band of the past two decades, or even of all the 80′s LA roots and cowpunk bands, and the GB’s sounded nothing like any of that.

OK, so I can tell you what they didn’t sound like, but it’s easier to just show you what they DID sound like, and thanks to Cruise Elroy’s Minimum Tillage Farming blog, you can hear their very first release, The Gibson Brothers Build a Raft. Released as part of Mike “Rep” Hummel‘s Old Age cassette-only series, it features a studio side recorded in Harrisburg, OH, and a live side recorded at Avondale Elementary School (source of the awesome front-cover picture of them on the school’s stage). A lot of it is pretty crude-sounding, even by their standards, but all the elements of everything that made them great are there…the twisted versions of obscure country and blues songs, fun stage patter, and an anything-goes notion of playing.

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Since I mentioned stage patter, I’d be remiss if I didn’t mention just how amazing the Gibbies were on stage. At any given Stache’s show, Jeff would spend 20 minutes before a set at least setting up various strobe lights and color wheels…mostly to be pressed into service during their jaw-dropping version of Porter Wagoner’s “The Rubber Room.” And I’ve stolen Jeff’s line “We’re just priming the pump for the big entertainers…” many times as a warmup act myself. I don’t think you’ll ever see a Mel Bay book detailing the Jeff Evans Guitar Method, but as a front man, he was unparalleled. Dan Dow would turn his back to the crowd and bang away resolutely on his almost-inaudible acoustic, only facing front for his lead vocal turn on Neil Young’s “Ohio,” which featured rewritten couplets like “You stink and I smell you coming…you’re dead in O-hi-o.”

Ellen will tell you now that she was a terrible drummer, and that is wrong wrong wrong…she always kept a solid, steady beat as she stood up and played only a cymbal and snare. Finally, even in those days you could tell that Don was going to be something else on lead guitar…even on a piece of shit guitar that might or might not be in what the world would regard as standard tuning, he’d make the coolest sound you ever heard. Honestly, I’d put him up there with Johnny Thunders as a guy who can’t play things “right” but can play things RIGHT…a real original. Of course, he’s still showing the world that skill in the Bassholes.

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After this cassette, they would sign to Homestead Records…and I’d highly recommend you try to find Big Pine Boogie, Dedicated Fool, and The Man Who Loved Couch Dancing whatever way you can. Dan and Ellen would leave the band, records would come out on different labels, and others would join before the whole band fell apart, most notably Jon Spencer before he totally copped the GB’s game with Jon Spencer Blues Explosion. While an actual reunion might be too much to hope for (long story…), I hope you agree with me that these guys are long overdue for some serious rediscovery.

(P.S. I should alert the gentle reader that I’ve been thanked on numerous Gibson Bros. releases, drove them to a show in Memphis, and even played melodica with them onstage once at Maxwell’s, so take that for what you will…)

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Pat Radio Plays the Classics

Here’s a great podcast from Pat Radio. It plays some “classic” Columbus bands but also songs from some unforgettable shows that have probably never been heard on the internet. We’re talking Nick Cave, The Pixes, and more from the 80s…

Click here to download the podcast.

Tim Anstaett, publisher of The Offense fanzine, is my guest this week. He talks about The Offense and plays some great local music from back in the day. He also shares some stuff from shows he promoted in Columbus.

1. Great Plains – The Way She Runs A Fever Live at the Pop Shop, 1983 from Slaves to Rock’n'Roll Live
2. The Embarrassment – I Only Want A Date Live At Mr Brown’s, from the Retrospective cassette
3. The Cowboys – Teenage Life 7″
4. Razor Penguins – Indifference 7″
5. The Gibson Brothers – Woo Hoo Build a Raft
6. Pixies – Vamos Live at Staches June 6, 1988
7. The Fall – Slang King Live at the Newport April 1, 1985
8. Nick Cave And The Bad Seeds – I Put A Spell On You Live at Staches June 27, 1984
9. Scrawl – Let It All Hang Out Live at Staches May 25, 1988
10. Throwing Muse – Colder Live at Staches May 25, 1988
11. Cocteau Twins – Pearly-Dewdrops’ Drops Live at the Newport September 19, 1985
12. Great Plains – Letter to a Fanzine Naked at the Buy, Sell and Trade

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