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Joan Jett Supports Kimmel F*cking Affleck

Sometimes a press release comes across our desk that we just can’t help but print verbatim. Well, portions of it at least.

Joan Jett to Sing at Kimmel and Affleck’s Wedding?

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Legendary Rocker Sings Unprintable Lyrics, Offers To Sing At Wedding

Perhaps you’ve heard the musical news that Jimmy Kimmel is “f*cking Ben Affleck.” He told the world on his post-Oscars show Sunday in a video available here.

Front and center (and first) in the “We Are the World”-style vocal session contained in the video is legendary rocker Joan Jett, who sings in a loud and proud solo that “you can’t stop this love affair,” then lets loose with a barrage of pelvic thrusts and bleeped lyrics. [...]

The video was created in response to Kimmel’s girlfriend Sarah Silverman’s similar assertion that she was “f*cking Matt Damon,” which as of Sunday had garnered more than 8 million YouTube views, and Jett was one of the first to agree to participate.

“I support all people’s rights to love whomever they choose,” said Jett, who will be releasing a greatest hits album and DVD this August. “If Jimmy and Ben can find lasting happiness together, I’d be glad to sing at their wedding. Good thing Ben’s from Massachusetts.”

Now I love Joan Jett. I really do. Her last album was fantastic … but doesn’t this seem like she’s reaching a little? Oh well, at least she’s got a wicked sense of humor, huh?

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