Durst Watch: “Setting the Record Straight”

Well it all went this morning ladies and gentleman. Fred went on the Howard Stern Show and let the pretty little kitty cat out of the bag. AND YES HE DID BAG BRITNEY SPEARS! But it ain’t like that. He wasn’t a dick about it. Besides saying Britney has a huge bush (weird, right?) and admitting to licking her asshole, he hardly said anything about it. In fact, he said he wouldn’t have talked about it at all if Britney hadn’t been running her mouth denying she turned his bizkit from limp to pimp. The man is a gentleman and a scholar! What’s better, a multiplatinum album or some hot, steamy fun with a young, hot singer like Britney Spears? Tough to choose, right? Luckily, Fred can have both, many times over.