I Was Going to Save This for the Atomic Ned Column But …

… it HAD to get maximum exposure. Static X guitarist Tripp Eisen posed as a fan of Static X on the band’s message board and said he liked to imitate Tripp Eisen. He used this little ploy to pick up underage chicks.

But the 39-year-old man accused of meeting the girl through the Internet, driving from Pennsylvania and sexually assaulting her in an Old Bridge shopping center in January was no impersonator, police said.

Tod Rex Salvador, who goes by the stage name Tripp Eisen, a guitarist for STATIC-X, was apprehended Thursday in Orange County, Calif. by two detectives from New Jersey, authorities said.

The boys in prison are going to love this guy!

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