Durst Watch: “Kill the Noise”

Fred has decided that Britney Spears’ life is too complicated for him to deal with on a relationship level. When he first met the pop princess, he says, he thought, “Wow, this is just a very sweet Southern girl, just simple, you know, Southern girl.” But he soon found out Britney was a girl who was more than just Southern. “Actually, she has a life like Michael Jackson. It’s, like, out of control. … The people around her, pulling at her, people around her that are full of crap, just agreeing with her, like, it’s kind of crazy, she almost can’t see what’s real and what’s not.” For that reason Durst has decided to cut off all communication with Spears, who is probably full of shit when she denies she and Fred had a romance.