I’m finally making the move to buy an iPod. Welcome to 2001, Rob Duffy, I know.
Anyway, on the Apple.com website you can get a free personalized engravement on the back. Two lines. But guess what? “Hello You Handsome Motherfucker” won’t be accepted by Apple! Either they don’t like profanity or know I’m not a handsome motherfucker. If it’s the former, that’s kinda weak, if it’s the latter then Apple really is a higher power.