Do you wanna touch me?

Michael Jackson paid out approximately $25 million to settle a civil suit by a boy who accused him of molesting him in 1993.

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Jeez-us kee-rist!

Courtney Love keeps smacking people and getting sued.

Ouch!

Prince is suing a guy who’s suing him for allegedly siccing the Prince Bodyguard Army? on the guy a while ago.

Does that even make sense. Is the above sentence properly punctuated? I have no idea. What I do know is that these are trying times, my friend. Trying times. Where’s Durst Watch when you need it?