The Durst Watch column of donewaiting.com is one of the greatest things invented on the internet. I pray that you have it bookmarked.
Here is a few highlights Charlesworth (now calling himself Ol’ Dursty Bastard after stealing Ol’ Dirty Bastard’s name) has written over the last few weeks:
- Regarding the lead singer of Linkin Park: “He looks like a gay librarian, but he can roll in my Durstmobile any day.”
- Regarding people who spend time writing lists like Ten Reasons To Hate Fred Durst: “Pretty soon reason No. 17 is going to be “He read the first 16 and shat on my face.””
- Regarding Ben Harper: “Mama said if you don’t have anything nice to say, then whoop some ass.”
- Random Fred Durst/Eminem Middle Finger Photo
Comedy gold.