The Onion Interviews Tom Waits

There are so many perfect quotes in this interview I’d like to reprint the whole thing here. But that’d be dumb. Instead, here is just one:

Funny little story… I drove on a field trip once, to a guitar factory, to show all these little kids how to make guitars. So we’re standing there, and I’m looking around, and folks are looking over at me, and I’m just waiting for someone to recognize me, you know, “Hey, aren’t you that music guy? That singer guy?” Nobody. Nothing. We’re there for, like, two hours, watching them put the frets on and all that, and I’m waiting and waiting. A week later, I took the same group of kids on a field trip to the dump, and as I pulled up, don’t ask me how, but my truck was surrounded by people that wanted an autograph. It was a dump, for Christ’s sake. I guess everybody knows me at the dump. (full interview)

I really would like to see Tom live in concert.

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