Tankboy, our Chicago man with the plan, broke his heart writing this review for us.
The first time I saw Liz Phair I was trying to put the moves on her. I had no idea the young lady I was so pitifully macking on even was Liz Phair until after she politely turned me down and left. And then the bartender wouldn’t stop making fun of me for being such a dork. (full review)
For those keeping score at home, here’s a shortlist of other taken rock stars Tankboy has hit on in his career: