Yes, the WWF WWE wrestler is recording a hip hop album. Can you believe it? Me neither. It will probably mean the end of the entire hip hop genre, destroying the past present and future. God help us. God help us.
Some lyrics:
“Mr. Perfect’s the name that will never be forgotten,” he rhymes. “As long as Macho’s around, I’mma keep your spot in/ Wrestling history, ’cause you were all about perfection/ … You were one of the best, very high on my list/ Not just in the ring, but out of the ring, you’re dearly missed.”
Maybe this is some sort of Punk’d version for bloggers like me. Surely this can’t be real. Please Jesus, let it not be real.