From Jack White’s brilliant, confusing mouth:
i’m very sad at some of you for peeking at you christmas presents before christmas morning, can’t you wait? i can, well i do, we want you to have it when we want you to have it, it’s unfair that some get a taste and confuse others before they have the chance to have it for themselves, but the devil is at work here and you will pay for your impatience. this world of have it now, millisecond attention span and gross neglect for quality is getting old. i’m getting old too, watch me slowly die. meg coughed today. (continued)
Click on that link, the whole message from Jack is really entertaining. Learn who he had to kick out of his bathtub, and what Meg White recommends you do to your mothers.