Old People: New Music Magazine Targets YOU!

Good news for all you donewaiting.com geezers! A magazine that has a title worse than my own website is coming out towards the end of the year, and it’s called “Good Music.” WOO! Inspiring, yes.

Who won’t be in this magazine, you ask?

“The things we’ll most stay away from,’ said Mr. Light, the company’s editor in chief, “is the bubble-gum stuff,” such as Britney Spears and ‘N Sync, and “the new metal” bands such as Limp Bizkit. (full story)

I always thought it was creepy 37 year old dudes who were buying all the Bubble Gum stuff, so maybe I was wrong.

Here’s my prediction of people who will be on the cover in 2004:

January: Norah Jones
February: Sheryl Crow
March: The Eagles (reunion time baby!)
April: David Gray w/ Enya
May: Norah Jones (summer blowout)
June: Neil Young
July: Ozzy Osbourne (season 3, season 3!)
August: Celine Dion, Dixie Chicks, Gloria Estefan (diva issue)
September: Back to School with Rolling Stones
October: BONO
November: Norah Jones (holiday shopping guide)
December: magazine is cancelled, no december issue.

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