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What it Means to Be a Mean

Recently, The Evil Queens’ lead singer Jacob Sundermeyer was asked to join the newly reformed Columbus band, The Means. This was a beloved band by many, so news of the reunion has made a lot of people happy.

The band is playing Friday, December 15 at Ruby Tuesday’s. I asked Jacob to tell us a little bit about what it Means to be a Means.
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itsameansxmas.jpgSo Duffy asked me to compose something about what it means to me to be in The Means. I considered saying something crass and easy. Something that would make the crass and easy people nod in approval all the while avoiding the jabs and too-cool-for-school post-ironic singer replacement jokes. But The Means, and my place in The Means, might be kind of crass but it’s far from easy.

Three years ago or so Mike EQ tells me about this new band made of remnants of other bands I liked in town – Bob City, Bloody Matt Dillons, The Spiveys – some fabulous rock and rollers there. There are certain bands that, when you hear them the first time, they answer all the things you are looking for in music at a given time. The Means were that monumental punk freak-out band for me then at a time when I kind of figured nothing else was going to excite me musically again. At least not the way things do when you’re young and still discovering new territory. They were the ONLY local band ever, that every single time I could see them, I did. So when they called it quits, I wanted to punch them all hard – in the face.

Two years later, when Brad asked me to be a part of the Means, it was equal parts complimentary and
weird. Jason’s rock and roll boots are big ones to fill. It was like the prettiest girl in town finally asked me to the sock hop. So, hopefully I will at least do the songs even a little justice for the people that felt the way I did and still do about the Means. I sure am having a lot of fun trying.

MP3: Gimp, II
MP3: Charlize Theron
MP3: Australians
MP3: Cheap Whine
VIDEO: YouTube Archive

The Rapping Judge

Yo I LOVE this.

A judge has dismissed a defamation lawsuit filed by a former schoolmate of rapper Eminem — and she included a rap of her own to explain the ruling.

In a footnote to the 13-page opinion issued Friday, the Macomb (Mich.) Daily reported in Saturday’s editions, Macomb County Circuit Judge Deborah Servitto added a 10-stanza verse that read, in part:

Mr. Bailey complains that his rap is trash,
so he’s seeking compensation in the form of cash.
Bailey thinks he’s entitled to some monetary gain,
because Eminem used his name in vain.
The lyrics are stories no one would take as fact,
they’re an exaggeration of a childish act.
It is therefore this court’s ultimate position,
that Eminem is entitled to summary disposition.
(full story)

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The Perfect Halloween Mix CD

It is time for everyone on the internet to join together and put together the perfect Halloween mixtape. No fucking MONSTER MASH. Unless it’s being performed by someone with a theramin.

Listen: Basement Jaxx

Basement Jaxx has a new album, “Kish Kash,” coming out tomorrow. Real Audio stream of the full album can be heard here.

Britney x3

Britney Spears treated fans to the show of a lifetime Friday night – tearing her tight-fitting tank top off at three different clubs in less than three hours. That is all.

Who is Fiona Apple?

Come on, jog your memory, you remember her. She has a new album coming out in February. Whew.

[link found via Product Shop NYC]

Farewell Durst Watch, You Served Us Well

Durst Watch was one of my favorite parts of the site, but unfortunately the main writer of it can’t continue his obligations. Instead of keeping it on life support like some John Ritter sitcom, we’re shelving it until Charlesworth finishes grad school, is unemployed, and has all the time in the world to dedicate to it.

In the mean time, he’s still involved in his sports site, The Sports Frog.

Highlight Reel: Last Week on donewaiting.com

Here’s a round-up of some of the best stories, features, and message board activity that you might have missed last week on the site.

  • Hot Discussion! Dear Radio, please stop playing these crappy, crappy songs.
  • David Cobb continues to do an amazing job listing out what is worth your time in Houston.
  • Zolof the Rock and Roll Destroyer gets interviewed by Chip Midnight.
  • While we’re at it, Chip also reviews a bunch of new Columbus CDs.
  • I put together a bunch of Death Cab for Cutie links that many people have clickied.
  • Many people are excited about the launch of iTunes on Windows. Our discussion continues here.
  • New York City.

    On the eve of the new Strokes album, The New York Times does a large write-up about the current NYC music scene. Here is the summary: the new Strokes album is nothing new, the scene as a whole is nothing new, and the Yeah Yeah Yeahs and Oneida are the only bands in town doing something interesting. Read it.

    And yes, I just oversimplified the article.

  • Our New York City/NJ writer, Stephen Mejias, knows what is what.