Adult Culture at Trauma Tonight

MP3:Le Principle – Your Magic (Original Mix)

{Le Principle is a new disco house project Adulture is part of. Adulture is playing at Trauma tonight)

Trauma is a fetish ball that the Evolved tattoo doods put on. I end up at it every year at some point because they always have some wild shit in the air. Last year, they told me that there was a sex toy room with a 10,000 dollar vibrator. I went on the premise that I wanted to see this device.
Not to get turned on. But to pay respect.
Imean think about it. What does a ten thousand dollar vibrator do that say a 50 dollar vibrator doesn’t? I figured if i was in its presence and learned at least two things, then my life would be greatly enhanced.
I never found the 10k vibrator or the sex room. But what I did witness was a bunch of naked people getting hung by hooks.
Not my Thing at all.
I like naked ladies how they are and I don’t see the need to put them on skewers,

There was also a groping booth that people can climb in and then grope whoever is in reach.
Again not my thing.
I don’t want to grope a stranger. What if they just took a dook and you are getting poop smelling hands. And a careless groping is not a caress, or anything that actually leads to worthwhile interaction.
But at same time, place was stacked with thousands of perverts that had been waiting all year to dress in costumes and drive random objects into their bodies or to beat the shit out of each other with whips or paddles.
Who am I to knock it?
Nick from Evolved was dressed in drag and kept hitting on me. It took me all night to realize who the fuck it was, and not to be creeped out because it was a joke.
This year I am going not on the premise to see the world’s greatest fucktoy, or to be played a joke on by a cage fighter in drag, but because Columbus ex-pat fidget house laptopper, Adulture is performing. Trauma’s organizers said that there will be some wild three dimension projection will be popping off in the room he is in. Garrett Shrigley’s stage name Adulture is a combination of the word Adult and Culture but all honesty he is a classy young man, so it will be funny to see him amongst the grownfolk s+m degradation.

Roevy, Moxy, Titonton, Ed Luna, Self-Help, Inform and bunch of other dejays will also provide the soundtrack for the bondage bonanaza.

Trauma is at Sugar Bar on Park Street.