Author Archives: Kirk Kline

Scion Rock Fest 2010 in Columbus Line Up Announced

Four venues, 23 bands, zero dollars, RSVP here

More Info here

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Scion Rock Fest coming to Columbus

Details are sparse as of yet, but year 2 of the Scion Rock Fest has been confirmed for Columbus on March 13. Shrinebuilder, Pelican and YOB are heavily rumored to be playing and there is talk of multiple venues participating. Last year’s lineup was pretty stellar and the whispers of what’s to come this year sounds very promising.

Buddyhead’s best/worst of 2009

If you hate lists as much as I do, you should at least read this one.

Nite Noise Dance Party featuring FUNERALS @ Circus on New Year’s Day

FUNERALS first show. Scotty Niemet and Nathan Snell DJ. Videos by Paul Rentler.

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Weakened Wrap-up #17: America’s Next Top Blogger


Pictured: Built to Spill@The Newport

Bloggers/journalists are the worst thing. Oh man. i mean do you really think anything you have to say is more important than the thing I’m in the middle of? Like I give a fuck bout your website. I was in the middle of something important before you oh so kindly interjected. Maybe there was a reason your interview requests weren’t granted. Fuuuuuck.

Oh hey how’s it going? I’m feeling better thanks for asking. I meant to do this last week but after going to see that “Paranormal Activity” pos@Studio 35 and purchasing Them Crooked Vulture tickets upon arriving home, I awoke on Tuesday morning feeling as though I was hit by a Mac truck. That being said, I had no motivation to do anything so I decided to neatly(weakly) wrap up two weeks of shows at one go. I’m talkin Built to Spill, ipps, Buffalo Killers, Brainbow, The Lindsay, Gil Mantera’s Party Dream, Jemina Pearl and some website that makes Cringe look like Pitchfork. You know what to do. Continue reading

Weakened Wrap-up #16: What you Think I Blog for, to Push a Fuckin Rav4?


The Flaming Lips@LC

Oh hey, remember this thingie? I know, it’s been a minute. Don’t wanna hear it. I bet you can only imagine that a ton of cool shit has happened since we last got up. For example, a weekend camping excursion with a bunch of dudes, guns and fireworks(in the streets) O.K. enough will the small talk. Oh man where do I even start, the older I get the less I remember.

In this issue of “How long is Robert Duffy gonna keep letting that jackass write this crap”, I saw some sicccckkkk psych rock via Subarachnoid Space, some weirdo noise band in luchador masks, some weirdo dude in a giant hamster ball, some weirdo dude hula hooping for a really long time and I went to that thingie down town that a bunch of bands played at.

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Major Bobby

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You may know Bobby Silver from some band Brainbow or whatever they’re called. One thing you may not know is that he is an aspiring nunchuk olympic champion. Also, he does badass interpretative nunchuk routines. This is one of those routines set to Major Lazer’s Pon De Floor. I give it a 10. At least.

If you’re lucky you can catch Bobby Silver and the Terrible Boobs Friday night at Skylab as part of Aaron Hibbs of Sword Heaven‘s world record breaking 120 hour hula hoop marathon. There may also be impromptu imperative nunchuk action throughout the course of the weekend.

Gil Mantera’s Party Dream on Esquire’s Ultimate Cover Song List

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1,892 Cover Songs Men Could Listen To from Esquire Magazine. Party Dream cover Fleetwood Mac’s “Dreams”.

Weakened Wrap-up #15: 99 Problems but a Blog Ain’t One


Pictured: CDR Company Picnic

Whatever…if money grew on trees I would be a money tree farmer. So I pretty much don’t have much of an opening rant so I’m going to take this opportunity to plug the gay little website that my gay little brother is part of. It’s called find Fred and it’s basically a gay eharmony/myspace/facebook/adultfriendfinder. Feel free to become a member and/or tell your friends because the sooner he starts getting money, the sooner he can start giving it to me. Also, my brother from another mother and his wife just opened up a baby boutique in Clintonville called Lottie Da so go buy stuff from them if you aren’t gonna try to find Fred.

Oh man i did some runnin’. I bet you can’t wait to hear about it. There was Dungen, Dude Locker Fest, The Entrance Band, CDRBQVI and Mr. Dibbs and a whole buncha crap happened or something. More crap crap crap after the jump jump jump! Continue reading

FUNERALS: Chains

MP3: Chains by Funerals

FUNERALS is Mollie, Casey and Conrad.

Mollie used to be in The Cinema Eye.

Casey is in Dub Noir and is married to Mollie.

Conrad used to be in The Fugue or still is or something.

FUNERALS are totally post-post-industrial. Look for shows in the fall.

Chains totally rules.